Retarded Genius holiday songs.

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released August 15, 2012

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Track Name: Christmas Turkey
CHRISTMAS TURKEY

Well I’ve been workin’ in the kitchen since the early mornin’ light,
Cookin’ and bakin’ and you know I do it right.
There’s pumpkin pie and stuffin’ and the turkey sure smells fine,
Except for you everybody’s here. They know it’s dinner time!

Christmas turkey,
Sittin’ on the table waitin’ for you.
Well that’s one big bird,
But you’re the biggest turkey I ever knew!

I know you love your football and your TV watchin’ friends,
Drinkin’ beer and makin’ bets on which team’s gonna win.
There’s football, baseball, basketball, hockey or a boxin’ match.
But once a year I’d like you here, is that too much to ask?

Christmas turkey,
Sittin’ on the table waitin’ for you.
Well that’s one big bird,
But you’re the biggest turkey I ever knew!

You do the same thing every year so, guess what I did?
I invited my friend Suzie and her seven hungry kids.
We’re startin’ now without you, and by the time that you get home,
There won’t be nothin’ left but some old turkey skin and bones!

Christmas turkey,
Sittin’ on the table waitin’ for you.
Well that’s one big bird,
But you’re the biggest turkey I ever knew!

Christmas turkey…

© 2012 Rick Novak/Retarded Genius
Track Name: It's Halloween
It's Halloween!

It's Halloween, oooo...
Goblins come up from the ground.
It's Halloween, oooo...
Witches will fly all around!

So smell our feet! Let's hit the street,
And trick, or treat,
And trick, or treat...

It's Halloween, oooo...
Creatures come back from the dead.
It's Halloween, oooo...
Look! There's a man with no head!

So smell our feet! Let's hit the street,
And trick, or treat,
And trick, or treat...

It's Halloween, oooo...
Vampires come out for the night.
It's Halloween, oooo...
"Please, won't you join us, for a bite?"

So smell our feet! Let's hit the street,
And trick, or treat,
And trick, or treat...

It's Halloween, oooo...


© Rick Novak & Linda Holland/Retarded Genius Music
Track Name: Zombie Dance
Zombie Dance


Smash your head against the wall,
Throw your clothes onto the floor,
Rip your arms off and pat your head,
And do the Zombie Dance.

Bend your fingers ‘til you hear a snap,
Pull out your veins and whip your back,
Spin your head like Linda Blair,
And do the Zombie Dance.

Dance, dance, dance, do the Zombie Dance.
Do the Zombie Dance!

Stick a red hot poker up your tush,
Smoke from your ears like a burning bush,
Run down the street with your head on fire,
And do the Zombie Dance.
(Let’s dance!)

Dance, dance, dance, do the Zombie Dance.
Do the Zombie Dance!

(“Donner, party of five? Your table is ready.”
“Who ordered the fried zucchini with brain sauce?”
“Hmmm, I swear I had two kidneys when I came in here.”
“This meal’s costing me an arm and a leg!”
“Mmmm, tastes like chicken!”)

“Go ghoul baby, go!”
“Why don’t you play ME like you play that bass?”
“Play that bass, baby!”
“That’s what I’m talkin’ about. Go! Yeah!”

Cook a cannibal kidney stew,
Ask your friends, “What’s eating you?”
Throw it up and eat it again,
And do the Zombie Dance.

Dance, dance, dance, do the Zombie Dance.
Do the Zombie Dance!


©2012 Retarded Genius Music