Christmas Turkey

from Retarded Genius holiday songs. by Retarded Genius Music

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Halloween/Christmas songs by Rick Novak/Ron Zwang, Retarded Genius Publishing.
Please contact Ron Zwang at ronzwang@earthlink.net

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CHRISTMAS TURKEY

Well I’ve been workin’ in the kitchen since the early mornin’ light,
Cookin’ and bakin’ and you know I do it right.
There’s pumpkin pie and stuffin’ and the turkey sure smells fine,
Except for you everybody’s here. They know it’s dinner time!

Christmas turkey,
Sittin’ on the table waitin’ for you.
Well that’s one big bird,
But you’re the biggest turkey I ever knew!

I know you love your football and your TV watchin’ friends,
Drinkin’ beer and makin’ bets on which team’s gonna win.
There’s football, baseball, basketball, hockey or a boxin’ match.
But once a year I’d like you here, is that too much to ask?

Christmas turkey,
Sittin’ on the table waitin’ for you.
Well that’s one big bird,
But you’re the biggest turkey I ever knew!

You do the same thing every year so, guess what I did?
I invited my friend Suzie and her seven hungry kids.
We’re startin’ now without you, and by the time that you get home,
There won’t be nothin’ left but some old turkey skin and bones!

Christmas turkey,
Sittin’ on the table waitin’ for you.
Well that’s one big bird,
But you’re the biggest turkey I ever knew!

Christmas turkey…

© 2012 Rick Novak/Retarded Genius

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from Retarded Genius holiday songs., released August 15, 2012

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